Wednesday, 20 April 2016

adult joks


Girl:
kya tum mujhe apni family se zyada chahte ho..?
:
Boy: No.
:
Girl: Kyo..?
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Boy: Jab main paida huwa to meri Maa ne musibat jheli.
:
Jab bada hone laga to Baap ne ungli pakad kar chalna sikhaya.
:
Jab taklif hui to Behan royi,
:
Jab zarurat padi to Bhai ne saath
diya.
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Girl: achha Gandu..
Jab lund khada hua to kon kaam ayaa..!
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Boy:
Mera Dost,
Jisne muze hilaana sikhaya…
Hans mat,
Share kar,
market me naya
Aaya hai?????

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