adult joks

Girl:
kya tum mujhe apni family se zyada chahte ho..?

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Boy: No.

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Girl: Kyo..?

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Boy: Jab main paida huwa to meri Maa ne musibat jheli.

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Jab bada hone laga to Baap ne ungli pakad kar chalna sikhaya.

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Jab taklif hui to Behan royi,

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Jab zarurat padi to Bhai ne saath
diya.

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Girl: achha Gandu..
Jab lund khada hua to kon kaam ayaa..!

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Boy:
Mera Dost,
Jisne muze hilaana sikhaya…

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